Thursday, November 13, 2008

Nanotech in a nutshell, literally.


1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
2. A sperm 37.5 MB.

3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms. On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds. Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as: (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 Terabytes/sec

Sweet
DoS attack!!! a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec

The only comment I have with this quote is that my fiance can not say I haven't given here any input on anything and that condoms make for the best firewall on the planet. In all seriousness, there use to be so much hype about nanotechnology in regards to circuitry and media storage but now it seems to be one of those stories that was brought out to increase stock prices. Technology has always tried to mimic nature, how far fetch would it be to grow biological technology for storage and media transmission. I think part of the reason is the security mechanisms along with current already paid for infrastructure keeps the consumer back. Back as in using traditional copper as form of transfer medium which for the most part is still not secure.

Just some small future notes about where this blog is headed. I have a few short videos in the works with a working title of "This (timeframehere) in tech", where I plan to cover topics such as the retail failures toward consumers, USB issues, and throwbacks to my childhood 80's/90's tech cartoons. I hope to do all this with the worst technology methods possible and maybe have a laugh or two along the way.

(2:58:37 AM) JasonB: i suppose they can make new hard drives from seman
(3:01:17 AM) MichaelR: I'm sure Seagate is on the job already
(3:01:34 AM) JasonB: thats why they bought maxtor

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